The Objective View
The last time Orda, Earth Guardian, had gone on vacation back to her home world (necessary to procreate), she had failed to foresee the asteroid that greatly simplified life on Earth. She especially missed Compsognathus.
She will return from her home world (and brief 75k year vacation) in nineteen years. She will facepalm (or would if she had a face) when she sees the even greater disaster she failed to foresee.
In the annals of Oomicron guardianship, a Guardian had never failed twice. She immediately regrets having ever reproduced, and before her auto-dissolution, she liberally applies humanicide.
98 words, originally published at https://www.sustainable.soltechdesigns.com
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